midnight

And no rain. Yeah. Florence really hit us hard. And we're still under a state of emergency. Damage assessment: One potted plant blew down. Our son’s toy chest lid blew off. Damage Assessment complete.

Don’t they always?

Yeah, but that’s why you love me. 😘

South Park never lies! Never!

Cartman got an anal probe. I don’t need any more proof.

So damn cool. Ledger was the best villain. He played the shit out of the Joker. I don’t think anyone could ever criticize his portrayal of this character. So sad he’s gone. Such a fantastic, talented man. I mostly get my shirts from JC Penny’s. They have a big and tall section. But they don’t carry big and tall graphic tees. Well, at least not as big and tall as I am. They usually go up to a 2XL. I’m not the fattest bastard on the planet, I’m just big, and tall. Shoes are the worst to find though. I’m 6’4”, 300 lbs. I wear a size 4XL. Size 16 4E shoe. Clothes aren’t the easiest thing to shop for. I did manage to find one Captain America shirt. I snatched that shirt off the shelf like it had a hundred dollar bill attached to it.

Amen. And Amen. 🤣

I hate everyone. I love chicken. And slaw. (New campaign slogan)?

Disco’s slaw whips their slaw’s ass. But it was nice to have some when I went there. But if we have to make slaw at home, I’m sticking with disco’s.

I love it! That is so cool! I can only imagine the hype in your house when the Batman vs. Superman movie came out. I can imagine the cheers and boos y’all had watching it. I buy disco all sorts of Rick and Morty memorabilia. Star Wars. Dr. Who. Bob Ross. Things like that. I bought her a coffee mug that has an Atari controller as a handle, with a Galaga theme. And graphic tees. Oh lord, I’ve bought her a ton of graphic tees over the years. I can’t have any because they don’t make them for us big guys. Which sucks. I’m a huge Marvel fan, and I’d be sporting a different superhero tee everyday. I really did yalls collection. I love looking at things like that. I want to get into collecting old lunchboxes. We have a few newer ones, but I want some old ones.

I haven’t been there in a long time. They took coleslaw off the menu and replaced it with kale. Fuck them. If I want kale, I’ll climb in my rabbit fortress and eat with them.

I really did hate to say poster, because it did look thicker than a poster, but I couldn’t tell for sure. It is awesome though. And it being a canvas makes it awesome X 100! Also, I don’t know why she would say that about your tattoo. It looks kick ass to me. But I’m partial to ink. I have two sleeves, neck, stomach, chest tattoos.

I just don’t understand people sometimes. Most of the time. This is exactly why I would never rent a place to anyone.

No. They are in several trees. This happens every pre-fall. I mean, they are kind of a sign for us that fall is almost here.

We’ve got several old posts in the yard, for varying reasons. Those caterpillars tend to make their way to them. They can gnaw on them all the want. I need to replace them anyways. My garden has played out for the year, so no danger there. Our son gets a kick out of them, so I’ll just leave em alone. For now.

Sounds like an outstanding person. Stole the damn siding? Jesus! Hopefully the owner will press charges for theft.

I’ve actually never used an exterminator. We kind of just deal with the outdoor critters. Luckily, we don’t have many bugs come inside.

Hey, some days you feel like cooking, and some days, ya just don’t. I usually cook enough for two days, when I cook. I love to cook, but not every single day. Sometimes it’s relaxing. Sometimes it’s a chore. But yeah, that dish seriously looks delicious!

I’ve got kids older than that. So, nah man. No jealousy at all. I have a hot wife. A real woman. Tangible. Not a fantasy. And did you for real just drop a selfie arm emoji? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Looks awesome! Now I’m getting hungry again.

Fixed.

That’s a pretty cat. Halloween perfection.

I like your tattoo. And also the Batman poster in the background. Awesome!

A ton of them. They fall out the trees onto us. They’re everywhere.