midnight

You can't steal what has already been eaten. Haha.

You dirty muuuuther fuuuucker. Where are my damn gobstoppers?

I knew you should have bought more than one bag. Now you will have to steal the boy's candy later.

I am bored!!

I absolutely cannot ''people.'' I see stupid people, then I get upset, and just wanna go back home. I hate leaving the house for any reason. I should start ordering my groceries.

Spoiler alert, you wouldn't want to have an orgy with these town folk.

I am not doing anything else today. I hate when I have to venture into town. Because, fuck town.

I know you aren't getting on to someone for some damn English? Slow down grammar killer.

Hole.

It would have to be a tall animal, or their would be no point in my case. So, I guess I will go with disco's answer as well, a giraffe.

Our new kitty has already taken over the table where all four cats eat. The cats have all decided to put their differences aside while eating. They will tangle before and after meal time, but they will not engage in conflict while eating. It's neat to watch them get along, just long enough to eat.

Sure you do. Now go put that shit on, grandma.

I see Zeni got his balls cut off, as predicted, and has since, shut the hell up. That is always good news.

Hey. I already amount to something. About $3.50.

Very twisted, KB, and I wouldn't put it past some of these folks. HA.

I am the sheriff. Big Schwifty. Big Sheriff Schwifty. Ohio's finest.

He does, with his replica of the Enterprise, while making beerp beerp noises with his mouth.

Disability claim would be easier if I were missing two. Plus, I can sell it on the Chinese market. They pay by the milligram.

Angry Anal ostrich sex. Get that our of your head.

Already done that. Lost a finger before Big John's nuts dropped.

What movie are you contemplating tonight?

Sounds like Big John's bitch ass got what was coming to him. Selflessness will get you killed.

FBI has called off investigation. Due to not giving an uncle fuck.

The FBI has been notified and have been alerted of the situation. Responders expected to arrive in 15 minutes. Authorities have traced an IP address to a location in Ohio. More information to come in as it received.

at first glance, i thought it said im high and jacking off to the message boards.