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UnevenEdge

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  1. OH MY GOD HE'S BROKEN IN HALF!!!
  2. You are telling your age with that get-up.
  3. Turtleneck? How old are you grandpappy?
  4. She will tell you it was to be implied.
  5. Yeah he is.
  6. You’re creepy bro.
  7. I failed to mention that I’d be doing the slapping with a barbed wire wrapped 2X4.
  8. *Flicks Zeni with a finger and watches him crawl away* Nothing brotato chip. I’m not laughing. But you’re gonna need a ladder to get in my face, half pint.
  9. Zeni, the young girls are still too smart for you. Being a virgin is an admirable quality though. Make sure you never lose it.
  10. You just ruined his sick fantasy.
  11. Same. My stepfather has one in his truck. My truck is old af. I would have to get used to a camera. I’ve made it this far without them, I don’t need em.
  12. Zeni is gonna be on house arrest for Halloween, while the kids are Trick or Treating.
  13. Backup cameras. Turn your ass around and look.
  14. Mother fucker you are retarded.
  15. I’m gonna dress up as a hot legal teen. Wanna go to prom?
  16. *Slaps you right on the head of your dick. Shut your ass, and go eat some shitty dominos pizza.
  17. We don;t have car inspections here.
  18. Gobstoppers mofo. Game on!
  19. I just remembered the leftover Chinese food.....ohhh yeah.
  20. I am trying to find the negative in that statement and have failed to do so.
  21. I am not even going to ask, but all of a sudden, I feel like I need to brush my teeth.
  22. I wanna go Trick or Treating with Mini. Gather candy corn and lasagna and weed. Hell yes!
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