fuggnificent

theres no distance you wouldnt go for this love bby

clueless af. dumb as rocks. her head is a coat rack.

thats my favorite scene! howd you know? ??

face to face

mmm dont talk to me like that! have me driving to TN!

it wasnt the hard drive. it was the OS. computer dood just upgraded windows and now it works perfect. some shit i was trying not to do and now i gotta pay $80 for shit i coulda done on my own. ah well.

i just wanna cuddle

dont ever watch the movie Mother!

gotta love 80° weather in February

not robs some rapper i think

im currently going thru this the 1st time in my life. MY LADY PARTS ARE DYING LORD HELP ME!!

i think improper thoughts abt balloons solely because of you

on my way to Washington dc with my friends. her gf says we are gonna definitely stop at one. gonna see what all the fuss is about finally i will let u kno if it stacks up to my beloved subway

oh and i beat the shit outta xcom and wolfenstein lol

i have beat: ff7 ff8 ff10 mario rpg resident evil resident evil 2 resident evil 3 nemesis (?) contra (dont remember which one...but the end had an alien brain)

@Noboru Yamaguchi this was my shit back in the day

do you like the Do As Infinity one?

yawn

having a baby had an emergency c section they botched my anesthesia and it gave me a spinal headache...the headache was worse than labor. worst headache you can have i had it for 3 days before they figured out what was wrong. they tried to send me home like that but my mom stopped them. anesthesiologist had to go back into my spine with a blood patch but my back and neck bothered me for years after THEN backing up to the birth...the nurse DROPS my baby on the table saying "opps" and laughing. i never had a baby before and i know nothing abt newborns. so madison is only laying on ONE side of her body. i start crying that the nurse permanently damaged my kid and im convinced shell be deaf in one ear. doctor had to come in and tell me shes laying on the same side she did in the womb. so my mom doesnt drive...can only see outta one eye. but in order to leave the hospital, someone had to drive me. i had a c section..wasnt suppose to drive for weeks or go upstairs (of course i live on the 2nd floor..no elevator) so i say mom..you just gotta drive to the front of the hospital then into the parking lot...then ill drive...we do this and i drive myself to the pharmacy for my vicodin then home and walk up my flight of stairs hoping my guts dont fall out lol then i had post partum...but not in the i wanna harm my kid..just exhausted and sad. i bled for MONTHS and lost one of my favorite lovers cuz he was a pussy when it came to blood. breast fed which was painful af and hard af had to go to work after 6 weeks instead of 10 because i wasnt getting paid maybe im writing this to quell my baby fever lol

its measured by happiness. not how much stuff u got.

got all that and women still want nothing to do with you smh

that theyll find you in dead and alone lol

truth now makes most americans feel inferior or obligated or guilty. welcome to the idiocracy.

fuck you i get my own coins. dick is extra.

lol you actually paid for school