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I use a lime on phillies

A millennial! Lying and back sliding does not do a body good!

What are you? A shark? 😜

I figured out why my car engine was faltering a little bit. I didnt tighten the air filter thingie back properly after i changed the air filter.

I worked for Bose and got my system for free and i love it! So i value bose and its worth the money! Plus, im selling my free bose to get the sound touch so im not paying for it!

https://www.crutchfield.com/p_018ST203BK/Bose-SoundTouch-20-Series-III-wireless-speaker-Black.html?tp=63339&awkw=151153749865&awat=pla&awnw=g&awcr=79425299905&awdv=c&awug=9010440&gclid=CjwKCAjwq_vWBRACEiwAEReprCVIcb1k249ZNLutYVzJux6lk3JeSqBFMFxk-7izqZIBQqFokAvrMhoCQHgQAvD_BwE fucking comes with pandora and itunes embedded in it!! only thing i dont like is its bigger than the bose wave music cd player and ill miss piling my mail on it... ah well... gotta change with the times!

ACCENT BITCH

I think its from not working since last Wednesday What kinda accent you got?

This isnt funny. At all.

It does. Hed grab her by her hair and slam her into walls.

Yes im friends with a Sloan. Bigger slut than me, too hehe

You remind me of my friend Lauren who ran her mouth and got jumped by 5 girls then was mad that our friend Sloan didnt jump in and fight the girls with her.

And this nicolas cruz motherfucker went crazy, grabbed a steak knife at the buffet we were eating at and stabbed the poor girl who was his ex gf who left him because he was abusive. The dream kept looping in my mind and i tried to force it to change to save the poor girls life 😢

Mom: how to defer my student loans Dad:?? He did ask me never to marry a white man. (Happy, Dad?)

I'll teach you everything you need to know baby...meet me at the ramada off exit 17 room 133

!!! TO THE TOILET! STAT!

Men dont know how to please women. They must be taught!

My anthem on tinder 😂

Fake news

Lol thats too bad Yah. I had to audition to even be in band and go to band camp. I wasnt The Best, but i was good enough. What i miss the most is all the traveling.

Are you from the South?

If you can play guitar, those other instruments should be easy af! Im getting a keyboard because i keep waking up with the hottest pop songs in my head. Wanna start writing them then sell them to artists.

Its ok...i fucking hated woodwinds...even tho all my friends played woodwinds lol But yah..band was some of my fondest memories and also most painful. I went to school with rich kids and other kids and even teachers treated the poor folks like crap.

Trombone Dont laugh. I was poor and i picked it up after my brother quit.

I loved it!