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"Out for breakfast?" Sounds threatening!

I think she likes the attention. I really dont know.

Nope.

@poof pack your shit. We going on a little trip.

What i look for in a man... Cute, fit and high sex drive

She's unclean!

Better not. Me and poof will find u if u do and feed u yer fingernails.

No, his friend...not him. I doubt my complaint would hold water. I was banging him regularly at the time and one nite i didnt want to bang...just wanted to hang out...but we were alone. I was young and stupid..i should have known never to be alone with him and not expect him to not bang me. It was just that i was on the last days of my cycle and he never wore condoms and i didnt want him to get me pregnant. Thank god he didnt!

His handwriting is sexy! Hes sexy! Just too smart for his own fucking good! Most criminals are pretty smart...they just think that because of that they dont have to abide by societies rules...that or they become politicians or high ranking executives (think about it...doubt you will)

*sigh* Bojangles I fucking hate when she asks for chicken because they only hire the slowest dumbest people to work at chicken places and they piss me off everytime i go there!

And to think i was gonna contribute to get you a bed bug free waifu after my Bose sold on ebay. NEVERMIND NOW!

Same guy raped another girl who he also stalked but who is ALSO friends on fb with him His friend raped me The shit women put up with. Jeezus

Youre right poof! Hes a snitch! Get him!

You would buy me a house and a nice car, too, right? I also want the hottest male prostitutes at my disposal (no big feat for my billionaire husbando!)

Keep in mind i bought her cigs and beer yesterday Today she asks for more cigs and beer AND food and $60 cash So i take her card and buy 4 packs of cigs and a case of beer(cuz im not continuing to buy this shit every fucking day) And i buy her some chicken I get home and shes ranting abt my use of her card to buy HER shit Then cusses me out for forgetting her $60 cash Then asks for her card back How about im not your fucking errand girl...she has 3 siblings that dont do shit all day..who have cars..but no..i have to work all day then run all over town for her. I got off at 5pm and didn't get home until 8 then i get cussed out! Then she refused to come to the car and get her shit so i had to call madison. Her stupid ass looking at my purchases thinking she bought them. Im not correcting her in hopes that soon she just finds her own fucking way to the store. Sometimes i get so sick of driving all over for her i want to crash my car into a brick wall!

I gotta call the govt and tell them my income increased. But im not.

Ah i love mawmaw. First i ever saw it was on Raising Hope. Has a good sound to it...extremely deep south southern lol

Yah i like grandma, too

I won 3 rounds of trivia at work today. I should have made a thread.

"Grandma" and fathers mom "Grandma ___ (her last name)" Madison calls my mom "Granny". So many names for Grandmothers..what do/did you call yours?

He is kinda racist.

Its not racist when i say it because i fuck white boys according to musket

80 Raaaayycist Ok come on @Adminderaptorpatcan i call him chalk monkey pretty pweeaaase?

Call black names ghetto simply because they are black is the definition of racist.

So a man cant have elegant handwriting, sexist?