fuggnificent

I need a sugar daddy and some viagra

But flowers make happy

My friend Lesa used to have a bad drinking problem. She still gets drunk but not as often but shes fucking hilarious. Basically she starts roasting everyone but you can't really get angry because everything she says is true.

what ya gone do with the bj?

ohh your sexy will increase 10 points. fuggs approves

"I tried to give them back," he explained, his emerald eyes filled with thought as he replayed the scene over in his mind. "What do you mean you tried to give the panties back?" She questioned with one brow raised. "She just kept repeating 'no, they're in MY size' when I told her they wouldn't fit you," he said eyeing the lacey lingerie dangling from his fingertips. "Oh, sweetie," she laughed heartily, "they aren't meant for ME!" His eyes widened as it finally dawned on him. "Oh..." he exclaimed, "Oh!" He watched his wife succumb to peals of laughter that rang clear and bell-like through the air.

Dont try to push your white European language standards on me! It looks long and smart!

Causacosoids did sodomizing in caves. Thats not racist. The history truth!

Poc are incapable of being racist, rich white man!

You dont get to call POC racist HAHA i love this shit.

Lots of them DO. Plus...its happened before at call centers in this city. One of them have metal detectors. So hush.

Because she had some weird fixation on me and it got her fired. 1. I never named names. 2. Management saw me looking ...affected...and came to me then told me to write an email about it. I didnt go to them. You done?

I didnt rat anyone out..you know that right? Or are you sadly trolling again?

What part of PHILLIES IS MINE dont you understand, slut?

YOU'LL TAKE THIS THINGAMAJIG NO ONE STILL USES AND LIKE IT! lol!

nah i dont need garbage from the 50s left on my car

my mom had a stalker way back when she first married my dad. he left shit on her car, too. IM NOT WORTHY LOL

prolly. ive always wanted a stalker *sigh* NOBODY LOVES ME!

i wish...theyll never tell crazy candy who this lady is and where to find her 😂 (still gonna ask, tho. ill be in town may 4th)

on my brother's car. Doesn't care that he's happily married. he takes pics of them and sends them to my sis in law who laughs then sends them to my mom. now this isnt the first woman to slip my bro her number or a note or whatever (i have really good looking family) but this one WONT STOP if it were me, id take a little trip to my brothers job and set her straight but my sis in law isnt like that

fine just gimme your stuff and ill do some for you lol

no but i can teach you heres one of TWO calendars i keep one with due dates one with the dates i can pay i spend hours on them lol

i kno i sound like packard but its so good to say that! no cards maxed out, either! credit score increasing!

*pokes numb dead clit* whats happening to us, phillies?