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That fucker doesn't know where I live. Also, I think I know who was doing that because after I made this person plug a hole, the nails stopped. Also same person hung up a wall clock for me AND HAD READILY AVAILABLE NAILS IN HIS POCKET!

Why are my fapping or sex with strangers suggestions being ignored? 😭😢

The letter was my mom's idea but I made it look all professional in order to scare him which is why he responded all fancy like he did. Anyway, my homework is to find solace in the fact that when things do go wrong, I figure things out.

Alright if you're happy then ignore me.

My mom puts the tiniest bit of mustard in hers.

Why did I think the carrots were cheetos? I gotta buy more veggies. Jeez.

You're so smart I don't know why you don't get a 2nd job or find a better job.

My counselor couldn't be more perfect. She spent most of her life as a manager at call centers so she understands all my griping about work (anxiety related issues). Today we discovered I am extremely resourceful when things go wrong. She says she would never have thought of tracking down the thief and writing him a letter etc (lots of other examples).

When i had my own place, no money and free time I'd fap til I could fap no more! Or invite strange men over for the sexing...

You never say stupid stuff like this and I know your sun clothes washing ass can't afford to lose $200.

My new phone is doing weird shit. I didn't do that.

Idiot's think their dead message board is capable of doxxing.

It the day I have sex with my fuckbuddy. Other than that...blah. Was thinking of going somewhere nice to eat but I'm tired of being broke so no Red Lobster.

Idiot's put their real name and address on shit they "found".

I'm not meeting him at all. I know a cop that worked with my brother that was gonna go with me in case I needed to me him tho. But I told him I wanted an electronic transaction and he agreed.

Walmart says I don't have to give him my address.

He's doing a walmart to walmart transfer apparently when he gets of work. We'll see how this plays out.

Can I miley cyrus the wrecking ball to bless it?

Why would I? I'm not dumb enough to meet up somewhere with this motherfucker. If he steals from black people, he'll probably kill them, too.

Welcome to the idiocracy.

How do ghostie

This happened in my city. We are getting as bad as Florida lately.

I knew what you meant but I went out and got some rape juice anyway.

Did they throw it out the window as they drove by?