fuggnificent

Getchya mind outta the gutter lol

Having a good monday so far. My customer thanked me for helping her get paid again. This lady has gotten $40,000 tax free money because of me!

Seriously it seems its quite easy to build up a good tolerance to kpins. The only reason i havent gulped down 60 is because im trying to..get rid...of them in...other ..ways.

Do it, girl. I forget everything. This morning i was late because i forgot how to log into my phone.

Yup. People say exactly what they mean. Which can be...an experience. My baby dad said he loved me and wanted another child by me when the whole time i thought he hated and resented me. But because he said this when he was really drunk, i believed him. And he said again later after he sobered up.

ive decided this monday wont be so bad! i get to email a customer who has become a friend that i hot her another $20,000. so thatll be a good start to the week!

How come your kids obituary never showed up?

Lol I took 30 once

How many u take?

Has nothing to do with me. Not this time, anyway

i drank way more than that once.. dont remember how much. but suddenly the ENTIRE WORLD started spinning and wouldnt stop. this is not an exaggeration or a saying... my world literally started spinning. ive never been so fucked up in my life. and i havent drunk like that since.

i accomplished all tasks i set forth for myself today!!!!!!!!!! so im good! although my phone rang while i was napping and i halfway hoped it was my job calling to fire me so i wouldnt have to go into work tomorrow! No such luck!! my job isnt that bad tho,im just really fucking lazy

it doesnt matter.

oh. i had a kittie that would knock down its treats off my computer desk and then drag it to me. that kitty would later run away though

you have to pay to change your location and i shouldnt have to pay for it to be correct... whats hard to understand about that?

poof, you are such a bad ass. making teachers cry.. pushing down and running from cops.. lol!

Hes 1000 miles away so it kinda not destined to work out. Dont mean i cant fap to his pics still. :fap: :fap: :fap:

!!! LOL

Why u say that? Guys there seem to love me. I had one not even wait to match with me and instead actually found me on facebook and started talking to me lol

Im not lying. My tinder is fucking up and putting me in texas and i dont know how to change my location back without having to pay.

Who?

Im honest about my fatness in my profile and he still swiped right on me! NOW WUT BIATCH!

Lol Phillies would probably fuck him, too

wut