fuggnificent

WHAT?!

too bad. guess you gots to learn astronomy now.

i can lose weight. then defeat you with a flashlight

I bet did

Wuz dere secks?

Pussy cant handle a small flashing gif. Go rub some vagisil on your eyelids

Its just a joke

This only happens to white folk

You has muscles?

Lies

R u a hottie? Didnt kno

I didnt know the og was on hulu. Awesome!

He's in a raunchy bar somewhere getting shitfaced.

Hair barely grows on my legs so i dont have to shave. I trim my hoohah. Shave undrr my arms.

Nah i missed it.

Im having a not so good mental health day too. Feel better, dood.

My favorite customer is sending me another "package" and she said i should get it today. Need it. Hope $$

your momma so old her social security number is 000-00-0001 your momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was a refund

Dude.. you insult my livejournal use by using a meme just as OLD as livejournal??

live.

you sounded almost like buddyroe. quick! log out. turn your lap top off. unplug it. go the bathroom, fill tub with water. get gallon of bleach. poor all bleach in tub. take laptop. drop laptop in tub. get bible. read a passage out of bible over tub. drain all the water from the tub. take out laptop. allow laptop to dry for a week. buy lighter fluid. buy charcoal. buy $30 grill. put charcoal in girl. douse with lighter fluid. get laptop. place laptop on grill. douse laptop with lighter fluid. light laptop and grill on fire. occasionally pour more lighter fluid onto grill to keep fire hot until all signs of laptop are unrecognizable. call your internet provider. cancel subscription. call cellphone provider, remove data plan. go on a loooong vacation. somewhere nice. talk to people. go to a concert. SAVE YOURSELF BEFORE ITS TOO LATE.

cut out all caffiene after 12 pm.. no tea.. no caffienated sodas start a sleepy time routine, do it everyday.. like shower .. turn off all the lights.. turn off the tv.. computer.. all screens must go off try reading before bed... a nice big fat book no screens!! (repeated for a reason!!) try melantonin.. start with 5mg and work your way up. take it the SAME time every night. melatonin aids a bit in kicking you over into sleeping but then it also deepens your sleep and helps you rest longer... devote 8 hours to sleep or the melatonin WILL make you groggy all day

My shazams give you life!!

He doesn't know what the inside of any (real) woman looks like. Unless he remembers the birth canal.