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im trying not to derive any meaning from that worse birthday or coolest birthday?? darkness will cover the earth as i reach middle age!!

i'm allergic to OT

my daughter wants to know whats wrong with your avatar's face

oh plenty touch mine. its why i dont have to resort to xxx female exploitation games for kicks

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Sounds great. I dont know why i dont cook this myself and only get it from the fair.>> WELL NO MORE!

U a white male unmarried with no kids...guess you got skills lol

I dont see why someone would cry over you lol

I wanna be Sgt. Candy over some kind of army please.

And AIDS

Lies. No one gave a damn.

So many hypocrites. When buddyroe blantantly boasted about trying to push people to suicide none of yall batted an eyelash.

Thats not funny. Dont encourage him

Fuck u cat

I think its healthy. When i was depressed and not working i let my days blur together and i think it made me sicker.

Melatonin is the active ingredient and it doesnt make you tired as much as it helps you transition to sleeping a little easier- hard to explain.

Im pissed because my mom turned off the turtle filter now his tank is disgusting and i dont feel like cleaning it so imma pay our crackhead $10 to clean it - money i really need because i had to pay my car note and phone bill so ill be broke til next payday again. It's friday tho and i dont have to wprk tomorrow but so what ill just be driving my daughter all around and trying to entertain her and not be able to enjoy the time off.

So youre too racist to serve

Ha ha. His momma lets everybody in. Ha ham

IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS THREAD ALL WEEK! <3

Wtf

Ethan hunt is a teenager and he meets this punk/goth chick who is really cute. Shes unlike girls he's ever dated but he really likes her. He does something he doesnt normally do and takes her to his house which is this sprawling expansive multimillion dollar villa. Shes impressed but hes kinda embarrassed and doesnt like showing kids from school he comes from a wealthy family but he really likes this girl and wants to introduce her to his family. He takes her into his fathers ultra lavish study and while hes showing her his fathers bullet collection he is explaining the origins of each bullet when he sees a strange bullet he hasnt noticed before. He eyes it closely to inspect it and it has small writing on it that says "bite me". Ethan is young amd impulsive..he bites it and instantly regrets it...it turns into a gas mask and protects him while spraying gas onto the girl knocking her out. Then it projects in front of him: "This is your mission if you chopse to accept it..." Young ethan is new to missions and hates them. He screams in frustration because he knows the mission will involve this girl he really likes. The mission is he must get the girl to a certain destination unharmed. The gas clears and the girl wakes up. First thing she says is "Youre a spy!?" Then they quickly realize their whole relationship was manipulated by hire ups to get them together and theyre pissed. Then theres a bunch of running car chases and bullet dodging. Yes i dreamed all of this. Might write a fanfic...dunno.

That was great, thanks! Lick it! Eat it! Save room for dessert! Yours is the best I ever tasted!

Cant wait to see the movie Girls Trip!