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how is this more interesting than my butt story!!?

HERES AN AcuTAL PIzza Slut yall!! (kim kardashian) NOW GIVE ME ALL THE LIKES!

its funny you say that because i have a huge bottle of 200 tylenol in my purse RITE MEOW but yah.. was fighting them... tendencies... all day at work.. after i heard... working my ass off for nothing and zero appreciation.. cant take!

$i spent my money on a huge smoker grill so it could be probably SMOKED and not grilled... im THIS serious about this butt yall so i spent all my money on the grill and all the ingredients... mom told me the butt would be $10 so that was ALL i had left i get to the meat section at bi lo and theres a huge butt and a little butt the little but says $16..but its much too small.. the bigger one, the size i had in mind.. says $27... so im like FUCK .. i only got ten.. what do??? then i stare at it and see in yellow "$10.61 if you have card"! YES.. THEY WERE TAKING $17 Off if you had a card!!!! IT WAS ON SALE!! i was meant to eat this butt all weekend, yall!!

now i cant sleep.. anxious...wish i could call out tomorrow... no time off left... PILLS>>>YES...PILLS!!!!!! ALL THE PILLS!!

aw was hoping you wouldnt get pulled over. you were lucky tho. he could have put you in jail ... that shit happened to me when i drove with a suspended license. but im black and im in sc.. so i guess thats not really the same situation

Thats all he does.

Obviously his pedal would be me naked and the dials as my nipples. ?

Basically the chemicals that make the uterus contract get into the intestines and make u poop when your perioding.

Ok, Milla Jovovich

Im hoping she'll lose my number when i turn 40.

Yes yes...the trials and tribulations of the young and fertile

Hello my sweet friend, DF ?

You just Charlize Theron some motherfuckers hell id run too! ?

Why he so sad

I told yall something happened to ghostrek! Probably the same thing that happened to me! After the switch my saved info wouldnt work.

*that

god luck zeni. let us know u made it back and forth okay.

theres a summer reading challenge where they give you things but she had zero interest and enjoys reading just to read. says it gives her good dreams.

oh lort

omg yaaaas

who didnt love this song?

youre right. i miss manic highs a lot and i used to take breaks from my meds and jnstantly get manic just because of that. it stopped working tho...id just feel horrible and irritable so i just take my meds regularly. notice how he jumps down people's throats? i used to do that really bad before my meds (irl) out of paranoia and irritation and thats the crappiest way to feel. i can only imagine its heightened in him because hes fucking around with drugs

nah never heard of that. my parents ordered me like 10 books a month and just gave me the box when i was four. i had my own little library in my room. my mom wants to start buying books for my nephew and i shut that down and told my brother to just take his kid to the library on the weekends. we bought a lot of books but its just a waste of money and they just sit and take up space. you can open up the childs mind more by exposing them to the large variety of books the library offers.