fuggnificent

lottery

sell yer faise

chaturbate

give plasma

Never needed lube...got that wet wet

I fucking love this show. The insults are the best. No one more savage than a gay guy.

Well im gonna need it now...

My whole class. Say they dont need us. ?? Unemployment, here i come.?

i heard ...noises...when i was posting @3am last night

once i went over to my friends and her dad made us spam sandwiches. best meal evar.

ugh me too this caused me to really fuck up once. my mom cooked and i bought a box of her stuff to work but decided to go out for lunch instead. months later, gnats were everywhere all over the entire floor of the building. for some reason i opened one of my filing cabinets n the box was in there. i had zero recollection of putting it in there and didnt dare open open it.

ive been having reoccuring dreams abt going back to high school for years and not once did i look it up...ugh

the ending of john wick 2 is probably the best ive ever seen of an action movie n john wick 3 is gonna fucking rock so hard!

talking abt this with friends on fb now what meals to you prepare that are cheap n keep you from eating out?

shoulda dropped her off at the curb and sped off but no had to be a good mom and drop her off in front of the door. fml. k i stop lol

my daughters school opened 2 hours later and i waited in this long ass line and was LATE TO WORK...breaking my RECORD of not being late EVER the ENTIRE year....was only one minute BUT STILL ....my RECORD! ??????????????????????????????????

get better soon

hmm maybe its a rule @ only certain schools? i know im not allowed to have a full time job while i finish radiology...just part time.

whenever i start to feel a little sick, i use zicam

how abt before banning someone you talk to them about whatever like a normal human being first?

i might snap my toshiba in half. i hate it so fucking much. background story. i bought it from hhgregg. my new manager went there and stole all their sales people...hiring them @ my store so i got to work with the dood who sold me the toshiba and his fellow coworker i asked him abt what he sold me and he laughed and the other ex hhgregg guy went "what? you sold her one of those bullshit computers?" ????? going to best buy next time

yeah im putting everything in storage for the next one

Why did you capitalize "hurricane"?

i had a hp compaq years ago. it never quit. ended up giving it away to my brother who used it for gazillion years.