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that lunancy! im def taking insurance into account on my next ride. when i bought it i was 1. manic as fuck and 2. rolling in money. there was only one thing wrong with my 2003 saturn ion but i said fuck it and bought a whole new car.

theres property taxes on houses and cars you fucking idiot. please stay out of my threads.

damn....well in regards to the house that doesnt seem bad. our house was built in the 50s and the property tax is $400 something. i used to pay it years ago (before i moved here) but they let me do a payment plan. now you have to pay it all at once. fuckers.

for what? house or car?

2015 never getting a brand new car ever again

who said i couldnt afford it, crack baby?

yes. i got a pet bed for the outdoor cats we have. all the strays would sleep in it. this one orange cat loved it so much hed sit and wait his turn to sleep in the bed. the 2 kittens (now they were grown by this time but we had them since they were kittens) would sleep in it together. it eventually got rained on and dirty so my mom threw it away. ill get them another one when im rich again.

Tudors The Babysitter Wonder woman Deadpool 2 xmen: days of future past Some of these arent actually on netflix. i dont believe you watch anything we suggest lol

The cost of renewing my insurance. $467 The cost of my car taxes this year. BITCH GONNA START WALKING!@#!@#!#!!!

i couldnt find it. lol. a raccoon? ok funny but i cant fap to that

phillies in a military uniform

if i dont end up passed out on the bathroom floor in a pile of my own excrement and $100 worth of alcoholic vomit by 1am my night wasnt successful

doubt it. my mom is extremely difficult. dont kno how my dad put up with it. men love it. the more diff the more manly they think thry are or something.

yummyummyummy

fuck that...after all the difficult women i see become wifey? men love the challenge. b as diff as u want.

my vagina is...on...its...monthly paid vacation right now

u didnt save it? im offended

whaa doods lucky

holy shit u not trolling?! *screenshots*

*gleefully licks screen* yaasss

dont listen to me. i used to buy my bfs sammiches. too lazy to make them.

ive heard many say they used to say this....as they call in to my job to change their name on their policies lol im like...you getting married after age 50? 60? and they say...never thought id get married...so it aint too late til yer dead

unacceptable.... r u gonna fix that?

thanks. i deserve much monies and sex

no u wait til yer married then stop making his sammich when hes trapped