fuggnificent

wut happened i thought u were knee deep in vag

i have 2 because my job is too stupid to glue the security door opener thing to your id picture so i could give it to anyone (for the right price)

i have a pretty white rope one i got last week but of course i already got a teeny bit of coffee on it ITS RUINED! RUINED! i try not to look at it

i hate when lovers dont measure up too 9 inches? yah on what ruler

ok, _____. Whatever you say.

you wanna name? i got sum rite here

delicious

using all these gymnastics terms i dont understand im the ONLY parent he does this too wtf? and im totally rushing tf outta there so i can go home and text tinderonis

if its not a hole what is it

but that not normal the earth is dying!

im drafting articles of impeachment rite meow

the trees are our friends

two bitch

rap? worry about not dying!

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you know you insane right? it makes my bottom parts feel funny

who here knows what they are famous for?

EXPLAIN IM SO CONFUSED!

i keep confusing you with my cousin who changed her name to "Elaine" on fb...yalls posts be fucking me up lol

watch what u wish for

huh i dont understand

he was playing me so i said when we gon fuck just to mess with him lol

oh and i partied and clubbed every weekend

i used to buckle up religously..now i dont care (i know thats bad) i used to take scadling hot hour long baths. my roommate/bestfriend said id use a half a bar of soap a day..now i shower for like 15 minutes i used to count calories and fat grams. would eat less than 10 grams of fat a day i used to fear men and was a virgin i was crazy and extremely mean. no..like...really crazy i was always angry and irritated i permed the shit outta my hair

yes i was in a bad car accident in 2005. car hydroplaned. i like what rogue said and also just buckle up and breathe..maybe pray...dont drive in bad weather or impaired. youll be ok.