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All i want is ham, dressing, and macaroni i said. We go shopping...she and madison go crazy...getting weird shit like tacos, bacon, banana pudding (when im already making sweet potato souffle), oatmeal...everything they can until the buggy is overflowing. Im like: im still only paying $40...u know dat right? Moms still wondering the store buying shit...gets her expensive ass k cups and laundry detergent which is EXTREMELY expensive at the fucking grocery store. I said..im still paying just $40..thats all i got now! So we go to check out...shit rings up to $181.00...i said fine..ill pay $90..my$40 and the $50 i won from moms last night Mom pays the rest on her credit card We get in the car and mom goes "wheres my $50?" I said "look hoe..stop asking for that..i won it fair and square...aint nobody tell u to go in the store and shop for a small indian village, woman." She's not going with me next year. I think she's getting senile or something. She was just standing in the aisle with a blank look and then wandering around looking for shit that wasn't even on her list. Then she makes me buy breakfast and her cooking tins and shit.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUBBY! I baked you a BBC!

*was gonna make a post about having 5 days off...but then sees this post* I fucking hate yoouuu

No one told me or gave me a hint that wearing natural curly hair would make me look even crazier. 😯

You need to keep seeing whoever did yer eyebrows in this pic because they did an amazing job!

Not many cool black chic eletric guitar players tho 😎 Im also getting a keyboard if that makes u feel any better I gotta do something with all this music in my head before i get too old n oogly

Aww. Thatd be so cool. I never catch her when she's drawing the really detailed stuff. She doesnt know the difference between stuff she can draw in 2 minutes vs the drawings she takes her time on. Lol And if i ask her to draw this or that...she never does it...or does it and doesn't give it to me I think she says why in the video. she doesnt like people to depend on her stuff

Months 😳 And no, dude. Im totally messing with you 😁

Always wear a nice sweet scent...not to heavy...when u see him. If he ever smell it again or anything like it,he'll think of you and feel pleasure. He'll also remember how great smelling u r. Now if u have chemistry tho..you dont want to drown out yer natural scent...so dont over do it. My natural scent is just like baby powder lol weird i know. It used to annoy me...now i embraced...its a good wholesome smell. First meet tho i usually spritz myself just once with something. Before u meet...especially on sex dates...take a thorough shower ..if u take baths..A BATH IS BETTER. .or bathe then shower to rinse off if yer so filthy yer bathwater gets gross. Scrub yer genitalia but dont over do it. Especially the parts the get licked or touched. SHAVE AS MUCH AS YOU CAN. MH shaves everything and omg hes so yummy. I dont like oral that much but i loved it with him. Oh and he naturally smells amazing. I tried to buy his cologne and asked him what he was wearing...he said he wasn't wearing anything. BELIEVE IN THE POWAH OF APHRODISIACS. I use strawberries or chocolate or both. I eat the strawberries and leave some strawberry juice on my lips and ...down...there. Girls, you gotta be careful with this. U should be washing yourself after sexing but even more if u have food stuffs down there. Theres edible sprays and shit u can get my the adult stores but ive never tried them. Men still love going down on me. A LOT. Ive already posted proof of this. Guys love nothing more than munching on fresh hoohah Thats it. Cant tell u all my secrets.

Ok u realize if its cuz of that its definitely a std?

Thats usually the 1st sign of an std, whore!

I feel horrible right now, ghostrek 😭

You realize youre the 1st person that even mentioned race...not me...so who really is the racist?

Ok babeh...bend over

Wow *marks calendar* look at stillme being all mooshy and shiiit

😁 That means a lot coming from you with how in tune u are. You WOULD know if i were truly evil!

Not really lol ill just be spending it on Thanksgiving for all of us BUT STILL lll

Heelllll yeah! I already have people calling for interviews. Ill have time off again come January where i can skip out and go lol

lol She tried to play me talking about i used her card to pay for Madison and me food. I said..nah...check yer bank account. Yer card was charged only once. She said it was twice. I said nah...i paid for YOURS AND MINE cuz i knew u didnt want to spend $11 at subway...so i used yer card at zaxby for $4.79 for madison instead. Then said "thank ya, hoe...yoink" and took my money walking out like this:

Ok i will...ill come back to this thread. Thanks!

To have a stupid fucking job where rich people pisse off so goddamn bad i lose my voice and 10 years off my life expectancy every week i work there! Nah tho...they really do be causing me to lose my voice explaining shit over and over to they dumbasses

YA GIRL RIGHT HERE, SON!

It was a chinese restaurant. All the asians are gone now but it still has the signs of the chinese place up. WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHINESE PEOPLE?

Who fiddy dolla richer BIIISH