Lasty

Nah, imma stay

Nuh- uh

My roomies play this, now I need a gaming rig...

Do leaderboards reflect the state of interactions between the rest of us? 😛

New alt, there?

Pretty much TB, yeah.

Starbucks would like to apologize with a new branch occupying the front passenger seat of your vehicle

You gon go jail

Why are you doing this, and how did you get it to smell so strongly of bananas in here, I swear actual bananas don’t smell this much of bananas.

Yes it is

... you gonna eat that?

Wasn’t there a tmnt ripoff reminiscent of street sharks that had hogs?

All under coercion; the threat of homelessness is the whip cracking over your heads to the beat of the systematic destruction of the environment, a cacophony of cowardice...

Sitting at a temp agency waiting for an assignment for today...

Awesome. I love redundant, quirky hipster cafes. Did they have menu items with puns?

Friend got me into Big Mouth and I was surprised... pretty good show. I haven’t seen the new season yet, DON’T SPOIL IT

Phocken tweaker bit me, m8

I wonder how they taste...

Sorry, I’ll step it up. *barfs on your shoe

Lost my shit at a dude who broke my guitar after I told him I wasn’t comfortable with him cat calling at women, I wasn’t wanting to hang around with him. He’s the type to make excuses and never grow up, his ass is gonna stay homeless. Me, I’m sitting here posting this at a temp agency waiting for a gig I can get paid for. Fuckers broke my nose and my banjo, too. Singing is hard. I have to get the money I need to fix all this myself. XD

Mmm you don’t...

Did what?

A few minutes of my time every day or other day or couple of days until I get bored again or whatever.

Sort of shitty, I might go to prison.