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Ho Chi Sock

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  1. Is that what your mom told you? About damn time.
  2. So, how long until you make an account as your mom? Or create another female account so you can have two "chicks" fighting over you on here?
  3. Exactly. Clean and sanitize the shit out of it regardless.
  4. Sure. We'll hold him until they arrive. Then we get to watch a free show. ...or charge for tickets and snacks.
  5. Going to see your dad then?
  6. It should be called "The Loneliest Virgin in New Jersey."
  7. ...and now that song is stuck in my head. I'm not really complaining, though. At least it isn't "This is the Song That Does Not End"
  8. True. Whatever floats his boat. At least there won't be any offspring.
  9. I didn't know that you could marry your hand. Huh. Congrats, I guess.😐
  10. He never could have been faithful to you, anyway. Not as long as Rebecca occupies his heart.
  11. Neither; a tub of lard. Cold and still, just how he likes them.
  12. Is that what you call it when they hit him with the pepper spray?
  13. Or he's just creepy and old.
  14. But where is your sense of adventure? It has to be more exciting than blowing hobos under the boardwalk.
  15. Lesbian Nazi hookers, abducted by UFO's, and forced into weight-loss programs. That's what's going on. You know, dogs and cats, living together. Mass hysteria. Shit like that.
  16. Why don't you give it a go? Surely you can do better. You can even do it dressed as your alter ego, the crazy cat lady.
  17. Is the prize jail time?
  18. It's already too late. Nothing left for you now, except another sad masturbation session, where you use your tears as lube.
  19. Don't quit your day job. Unless it's stalking little girls. If so, then, yes, quit that, too.
  20. Happy Birthday!
  21. About time. All these multiple personalities and shit are getting out of hand.
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