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MEXobiologist

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  1. this is my best guess. like, either its not an automatic flushing toilet and people just aren't paying attention to that in their hurry to leave the public restroom, or its an auto toilet of which most are janky and either have weak ass flushes or just don't flush half of the time. like at work, they are janky and only really half flush. i always have to wait and hit flush a second time. ALWAYS. but i hear the toilet next to me flush and the person rush out leaving behind shredded paper and half their waste.
  2. and coffee cuz addicted
  3. water.... sometimes water with fruits and ginger in it, orange juice, clementina sanpellegrino, liquor, kombucha, or every great now and then let myself gorge on this spensive chocolate milk thats sold locally.
  4. ^this :420:
  5. suddenly, i no longer am curious about cheesesteak.... ::HMM::
  6. whut ... i need a female adult?
  7. I need an adult!!!!
  8. Dude, I wish... it rarely gets that hot here
  9. Fuck that! The water is only 46 at the surface right meow :::
  10. The air temp was actually not bad at all but the wind was whipping stinging sand at me
  11. It was waaaay too windy on the lake and I think the storm last night turned up some winter gross gross cuz it reeked like dead fish in the most serious way. I bailed. Probs gonna just go get a brew downtown and chill on the patio instead. Hopefully fridays weather is better.
  12. for all of your horror, i would like to admit that i have never tried this before
  13. a gaping butthole?
  14. is that what decay smells like?
  15. pail[/member] life is a bad case of global warming
  16. whut i only has blankets
  17. the one great downfall to swimwear.... everyone knows if you're cold owo
  18. lolol, start a new beach trend imagine all the sweet tan lines! >
  19. welp, lucky for you, i've been living my whole life with an unmedicated bipolar person! > you good... just don't go calling me the seed of the serpent any time soon, kay?
  20. it will definitely be cold! last year it warmed up quick but this year will be normal and you probably won't get good water temps til sometime in june... maybe late.
  21. is 72 degrees and 70% humidity warm enough to go play at the beach? should i bring a blanket and socks? i forgot how to weather.
  22. lol, sponges you are a vital part of the internet community and i thank you for your services
  23. ohhhhh, i see. honestly, this will be my first time drinking from an actual shot glass outside of a bar. usually its just the bottle or flask if straight alcohol. jager or vodka for meeee though! if i get it before june 10th, i will use it as my pregame shot glass for ladies night out of town and take a pic of my snarl shot face. we are gonna pretend we are in our early twenties by putting on dresses and going club hopping >
  24. book? >.> omg, did i miss something when drunk? i dunno, a bearcat maybe? or a dick is fine... i'll make sure to show my momma
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