Still Me

ok so 1...I laughed so hard I think I peed a little.... and 2....why don’t planes have curtains anymore....shit be classy

oh I did... I passed by the county dump

You’re missing out....on nothing honestly...flying is meh...the seats hurt my tush tush

Tell him yourself diseased rat

but it always seems like I get the seat right behind the fucking wing...every damn time I fly...

Pot meet kettle

Lol sure it does...I mean cause we all have amnesia when it comes to your fucking antics...get out of here with that shit lol

You mean the people sitting next to me in the airport terminal?.... nope...couldn’t care less

As I remember correctly you job shame people quite often...and how I treat you...isn’t an indicator of how I treat others...you’re not even human...you’re the real world epitome of a skeksis

Dollar store, dollar general, 99¢ city, dollar tree.... scrub job is scrub

Na...but just as shitty as your life... so tell me....how’s the dollar tree workin out for ya?

it embarrasses me when he does it...

It’s shit....I’m saying it’s shit

Can’t spell colonel without colon.... shit...I’m saying it’s shit...lol

I don’t like fast food fried chicken....but homemade shit is good

I like to chew on bits of plastic...it’s not what I would call “calming” but it makes my teeth feel good....

I half expected it to be... i like my women like I like my coffee hot bitter and in the fucking kitchen where she belongs

Sooo...you mean no different than the usual...got it....

I only try on pants

ok so...long post...but let me set the scene... say you wanna travel abroad...or you just can’t bear to leave your animal behind...so you pack the little fucker up in that crate and take it with you...I’ve always found dog crates and then plastic boxes to be cruel...so...here’s the idea new airline specifically geared to those with animals both service and non-service... call it...”byrd” or “hair line” or....”boople snoots”...anyways.. so instead of how most planes make money (by how many asses fill seats via square feet) it makes its money by amenities and convenience. Service animal passengers get seats with more room for the animal and pet beds for comfort. In flight snacks and toys (permitted they are allowed to do so) no pats cause that’s rude...theys workin... but passengers who have just travel companions...get to check their pet into the pet hotel. So you check into your flight and you bring your pet to a comfy cubicle with a potty, foods and water...toys etc... and you leave them like a checked bag and get you a tag to pick em up. But the pet boards the back of the plane (in said cubicle). As a passenger you are free to go back and check on them, it’s not that they are closed off...just stored neatly in back as not to bother working animals. This also means they get stimulation and play time with staff and owners on overseas flights as to not stress them out. And if you have a special needs animal, you would still be able to monitor their moods and treat them for medical issues. And at the end of the flight, your animal will be safely returned to you at pet check out

You can just see it in her piss face

If my cat started speaking I think the first thing she’d say would be.... “fuck you”

*laugh emanating from the general direction of Georgia*

na bitch....na....I got this