Still Me

the shit is

Welcome to the unevenedge blog forum...where everyone thinks we care enough about their fucking lives to want to hear every god damn aspect of it...

Bitch you can’t cook...you’ve even openly admitted it... when she dies...you’ll starve...but look at the bright side...you won’t have to bitch about her taking your daughter somewhere...or worry about her seeing your nude photos, or about her making food and not sharing, or demanding you do something for her... and then you might actually lose weight...fat fuck

Well how the fuck do you make it? Oh wait..you don’t...your mommy makes it.... ignorant cunt face

I hope you burn in hell

no cause quarters and dimes are drastically different in size... it’s easy to determine which is which....

mmmmm cancer

and ruin my porcelain skin? No thanks

I carry 3 change purses? cause when I get change I separate it into its respective change purse.... and then never touch it again

Fuck you, my boner does count...and trust me...that earth quake they just had in LA...that was me...and I got hard thinking about steak

😂

I’m going to have to disagree with you sir.....compost is more useful than that old ass skagg

lol aww that’s too cute

look another thread fuggs decided to make about herself...

Lol sure broke ass bitch

Haaaa I work one job and can afford my bills

enjoy the shit show ladies and gentlemen...and skeksis...cause she’s not human so we have to make a special case for her

It was pretty good

or so I keep telling myself

Shazam came out today... *dances*

Yeah she’s like....5? But she’s a stray cat so I’m not doubting there’s a bit of incest in there plus she was found in the dumpster as a kitten so I’m not sure how long she had been without momma and food....cause it could all stem from trauma as an infant and lack of nutrients...could also explain why in the scope of small cats she’s still fucking tiny...

Everyone who doesn’t take care of themselves

uh correction you....only you have used the term whale...