Still Me

Meh tbh

Skynet is coming for you dawg

Never used it or felt the need to

🤢

It sure as shit isn’t blackulaaa

Isn’t it dragulaaa?

“I planned an elaborate fireworks display for you, but there were some complication and it went badly” -my mother the day after my birthday 9/12/01

Slaner? I’m merely saying a kid his size could be playing a more impressive instrument…like the tuba…lol or drums….drums to me is more versatile than a wind instrument

Oh no, no uniform. We pay $200 every year for a uniform he doesn’t get to keep or bring home. The school gets them dry cleaned. Then they have the audacity to ask for donations totaling 25k. No actual fund raising, just ‘gimme money’…. i have so much hate for his band

He’s in high school when does that click into effect?

6ft tall, the grace of a bull and plays the fucking flute…

He’s in school band…marching band…he plays the flute 🙄

See I’ve tried that. I don’t think he much cares for anything other than his phone and band

Chicken stock, butter, sage, thyme, bouillon, onion, celery… Among other things.

Mounds are better than almond joys. And mallow cups are better than Reese’s

lol no asspat, it’s my sausage stuffing

I wish I had them on deck

But I didn’t stink at 16. Well maybe a different stink. That gummy bear body spray was popular

🤢

For sure hit that hallway so fast.

Adam did that

Why does this give off Jeff vibes?

I’m making a pot roast in the crock pot. My kitchen smells heavenly

he’s 16 and just got up and like 10 minutes after he opened the door the whole hallway stinks like boy… what DO?!