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Still Me

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  1. Before skin after no skin
  2. To shave your legs drunk....cause I’m about to find out
  3. I mean they had Santa hats...but I can’t get her to function even in a harness...so the collar costumes are the only things she can handle.... she used to have a pink tutu collar....now I need to find her an angel wing collar costume
  4. With the one eye she can still see out of
  5. To torture my cat with
  6. See I’m not afraid of food....you put it in front of me and I’ll eat it....but I just don’t like to fuck with Indian food....I’m overly cautious with it... alas....my food was palatable
  7. See it looks like Chinese food...but tastes like nothing.... one of the few things I miss about NY
  8. Fuck it you won...I got Indian
  9. I’m always nervous about Indian food...I can’t eat real spicy shit...I mean I like chicken briyani...and potato samosas...but....I dunno
  10. Let see we gots Mexican... italian (not really cause It’s Cheesecake Factory) some Indian food... what Texas likes to call “Chinese” food... sushi... aaaaaaaaand fast food....
  11. Alcohol has taught me that people love it when I over drink and get super giggly.......
  12. She sure does walk heavy... anytime the house is quiet I hear her little peg legs dom dom dom on the hard floor.... Little pirate don’t need a bell....needs a salad
  13. Still Me

    Excuses

    Bring me a doughnut
  14. Anime taught me that it’s common place to fuck a sibling and its not taboo
  15. Still Me

    Excuses

    Got it, hope your funeral is beautiful
  16. Still Me

    Excuses

    don’t fucking text me these long ass excuses why you calling in to work...just say “can’t come in tomorrow, I’ll try to find coverage” then shut the fuck up. i miss my last position.....
  17. Probably dbz4ever and rogue....maybe stilgar
  18. Rukiasoul negrodaumus4646 shibby lupin bebop midnight discolemonaid but I talk to a ton more off board
  19. Well...at least you to-it-up in a public restroom
  20. I want to punch him right in the suck hole
  21. Oh shit if LB and I are having a good conversation and have to pee we do it with the door open and continue the convo...it’s just pee...with parts we’ve already seen....
  22. He hates that I call it pooplez....I’ll get him to say it one day...and victory will be mine
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