Still Me

*insert laughter*

So....you had a dream you were fuggs?

I hate summer....the sun burns, the heat stroke nupe

Lol you’re so naive

You’d have to get a fucking job first

Make me a boozy milk shake

No...sharted once...blame chipotle

Oh fuck you fugg face...I don’t just have 6g laying around... and it’s for my fucking animal you heartless cunt

You love that baby...love it good and hard... my cats going blind and it’s breaking my fucking heart... started a gofundme...

Did you lose the other names?

No I’m just saying don’t hide your bellow in the mellow man

I mean you can have gospel voice...but USE IT....become the white Aretha Franklin...

The other half...

Are u buddy roe?

K

I don’t find the shit empowering or inspiring....it’s just the same ballad of depressing shit

as much as I can’t stand the chode...he is right...I lost all my weight and all my aches stopped...(aside from back pain but that’s a tit issue)

Easy fix....don’t breath

You know your real name is displayed in there right

what’s the worse painful thing you’ve ever experienced... me? Dog bite to the left eye...shattered my eye socket

I waited for one of them to make fun of it first

Yeah because you’re too fucking fat and too much could actually harm you... 30 minutes isn’t even enough to burn off calories from a slice of fucking bread let alone get your heart into the target heart rate long enough for it to actually be considered exercise...I bet you’re the kinda dumb ass that hops on a tread mill and walks a half a mile while posting on Facebook for 30 minutes and then pats themself on the back like “yup, we did it thighs, and we didn’t get chub rub today”.

Then they would tell you the same thing...you’re not the only person in the world who has a “personal trainer”