Still Me

I haven’t been having fun with mine either

Pretty

No

and I had a dream about not being able to find buttplugs for the teen titans... I need to stop watching cartoons

That’s nice thank you

Lol

Good... chatting with new people...got me a booty call...life is good

I’m sure he does

*unpleasant sounds*

Campaign slogan right there

That would be a sexy name for a lipstick

2 years caffeine free

Screaming all lives matter

Look at those fucking Karen’s in there

Ok this one was good

yeeeeeeah no

Basic white girl got blasted in the face with a whiteclaw...nice

cause work sucks

I don’t fuckin know

I never seem to go Karen in public.... I feel so very bad for the people who have to deal with me over the phone.... I get so angry so quickly.... which reminds me I need to call my power company because my App still is not working... And they’re fucked up in the sense that you can’t pay them unless you pay through the app..... KAREN.....AWAAAAAAAAY

came with the apartment

I just assume most of us were smart enough not to breed...

I wouldn’t have asked if i didn’t want to know

Lol.... no