Still Me

aww i had a friend who had a cat who looked like that...we called him bootsie

aww mine wont knead....shes bites tho

bummer....im probably going to bed soon....but i have to shower.....so....hour-ish?

see thats kinda sad....i love rodents too....

women fair better in divorce i think

so do you....but i was trying not to be rude ::]::

ooooooh....yeah right on....no babies makin babies

but these are the conversations me mother and i have about LB

im not brave enough to let my baby outdoors....someone might take her cause shes too pretty...

i made homemade chicken enchiladas.....i really gotta use all this food in my house before sunday....

cause its faster than AT&T uverse.....we're getting rid of it...i just bought sling tv and we have apple tv cause...well...come on it wouldnt be 'him' if we didnt have everything fucking apple offers....but i cant complain if my tv is $25 and my cell bill is $45

:D :D omg thats fuckin purrfect

NEED MORE KITTIES!!!

http://vid182.photobucket.com/albums/x301/skyed88/F2D611D0-2927-4B05-B529-AAE65A131546_zpsmoxn0mzn.mp4

yes

according to the rules of reddit you must be holding a sign that says roast me......and no....you couldnt handle it

i dont fuckin care

hope you dont get herpies

wouldnt pooping air be farting?

i just made us dinner....seasoned pan fried pork belly and white rice....cause im lazy as fuck

seemed appropriate

win

oh fuck you....lol