Still Me

has been the best investment...

i make it a personal policy to not say anything online or RL that I would be uncomfortable to repeat to someone's face...

:D fuckin...."peach kid"

pardons before ordering a disaster declaration...

oooooh big words for someone in the same boat....

yeah I'm super glad I don't live off of lake conroe anymore...

if you don't know then it's been too long...

.....yeeeeeeeah no....

and apparently so do my air filters.....

'yes tom, im here in corpus christi where the hurricane is just off the coast, you can already feel the wind and its starting to rain. we're estimating that it will have winds of up to 101 miles an hour and there will be severe flooding and rain for days following landfall. evacuations have been issued.......' so....then tell me weather man.....WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU STANDING ON THE GOD DAMMED BEACH? THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?

its Friday night, not a black cock in sight ay phillies?

didnt ask sabat and I couldn't care less

while itching their balls

please I don't need him to do that...that shit is easy...now swapping out my radio to put a GPS/radio with back up camera maybe....

yup....still no one talking about you...try again tomorrow

and hung up one of the best goddamn days of my life thus far

look I know I have to change my air filters cause I'm finally at 15000 miles...but he tells me the cabin air filter is $25...and the engine air filter is $50...so I laughed (legit no bullshit) patted him on the back and said I'd change those myself...went on amazon and bought BOTH filters for under $30....you dick...lol

thats the animatronic one right? I've seen them in Walmart, cvs, Walgreens, and rite aid

:D

i bought this while I was there

i would love to do that....youknowificanrememberandcatchasalebecausefullpriceisabitchandimacheapassholethenagainijustpaid$16foranhourglassthatlookslikeitsbeingheldbyaskellitonbuttotallyificatchthatsale.... -_' |::

next step is to get strung out on meth and suck dick behind a bowling alley...#lifegoals

i would have paid for the lunch just so I could be the one to sit there and laugh at you.....

i equate "likes" to jerking off infront of a full body mirror...yeah you have to stare at your ugly O face and live with your self hate and shame...but hey....yer gettin off...

i saw this at Michael's and instantly thought of you MEXobiologist[/member]