Still Me

scrub harder and moisturize

i think it has to be...but my grandma...the jem that she was...would say "if you're that fucking itchy, shower"....kinda stuck

with them being dirty....I mean unless it's a reaction to something...like occasionally I'll try a new lotion that will irritate my tattoo and the lines will raise and will become itchy...but if your body itches with no provocation....then shower...you dirty....

depends really...sometimes pj pants and a t-shirt...or a cami and underwear....or nothing...

ive seen your ass...it barely classifies as ass

yeah I'll give you that one

:D > <3

yeah but you can warm em up...their like Pyrex....that being said...they are supposed to be "shatter proof"...yet I have that fear of shatter

awkward video is awkward...but you should do something fun with it...I colored mine every color in the rainbow

hmm what?

fair enough...just saying being under more than you get is worrisome...I was negative 4K once....for weeks I did not sleep and I kept breaking out in hives

man...I'm a realistic rubber dong person but I've been eyeing them glass ones...I'm too skittish to commit to it

and spoiled...don't let him fool ya...he ain't a hood boy...he didn't grow up on the "block"...his family had multiple businesses...he's a spoiled lil rich kid...

hair? HAIR? Show to me plea

shiiiiiit....you don't have to tell me but I have to ask...how much is an average check for you?

he doesn't like lots of things...I make homemade fried rice...he don't like fried rice...I make stuffed peppers...he don't like stuffed peppers...I make homemade chili....he don't like chili

na dude na...don't turn this into competition...I'm negative $400

i nibble all day..but I only eat one official meal a day...tonight is chicken enchiladas...or tacos...LB doesn't like enchilada sauce

work it in with grocery shopping...

thats cool...I can pop my jaw out of socket....which only adds to the theory that I'm an evil viperous bitch that can swallow a man whole....

you ain't gotta do it...pay an Asian...lol

honey.....men don't have "bitch face"...their just assholes....

i believe the technical term is phantom butt

:D >get the fuck out of my thread lol