Still Me

> > > ill ask her the next time i see her

:D :D omg when i bought my car LB and i get into it to drive it off the lot and i said....'are you ready for the christening?' and hes like 'wut?' and i just let one rip....

i have a coworker that will go a whole day and i wont hear a peep from her and then she'll tell me 'hey, you wanna know something funny?...ive been crop dusting all day'....HOW THE FUCK CAN YOUR FARTS BE THAT QUIET? its unnatural....she has to be a terminator

i cant....i am physically unable....its like my body shuts down any gas production during the work day....but god damn when i get home

i love tamales....but i normally only eat them in the pork variety....i have some in the fridge that i can heat up....but that being said...i dont know how to make that corn-thing-wrap.....i would love to learn...i mean i got my asian food game on lock....i can make azuki red bean paste...and dumpings/wontons...i have some i made on my birthday that i put in the freezer....

i have ingredients in my house to make chicken tacos/fajitas/enchiladas

luuv would have known.....but honestly try KN[/member]

ive been diggin these beats lately...

im always here...at some point in the day... I observe a lot

fuckin NOPE...couldn't get past sip #2... I dumped that shit and bought beer

we talking bout the movie? Cause it wasn't that great...except when that wire snapped and cut those people in half...that was pretty bitchin

im on vacation so I did nothing, making dinner RN tho...

dude I'm so BA at issac...normal or hard rounds I always win...I have like 89 eden tokens...and I've managed to kill hush and take no damage...

sonic 2 god of war (the whole fucking franchise) castlevania lament of innocence lollipop chainsaw binding of issac okami

man I had a killer sinus infection last week...you know that way you can inhale through your nose and clear out the passage between your nose and your throat and spit it out?...I had one so bad that when it hit my mouth to spit out it had the texture of cottage cheese and was as green as a green apple jolly rancher...

you know I've never understood the concept of the spoon they give you when you order spaghetti at a restaurant...like I get it...but my hand doesn't...I just fuckin whatever...commit to making a mess...

the key note was this morning ?

i usually research everything before I commit to blowing $1000...so when I go into a tech store I don't talk to the salesman...I get my shit and get out...I've never heard of an hhgreg...and Best Buy people are fucking retarded...they tried to tell my mom that her laptop was unfixable and that she should scrap it...the only thing wrong with it was the wifi card...which I replaced...

my ultra book was working just fine when I bought the spectre....but I thought it would be fun to snap it in half....one of them "bucket list" things....I smashed a smart phone to pieces with a hammer and I snapped an laptop in half....next one is golf club (or bat) vs plasma tv

i stopped drinking red bulls so yeah my coffee game is back...

i only buy HP...the last time I had a dell it caught fire...so fuck that....the one I had before the spectre was the HP ultra book...it's dated but it was awesome....

everybody needs somebody dude...I have loads of friends but that doesn't mean I hang out with them all the time...sometimes it's nice to be alone...and sometimes it's nice to go to a nice dinner with some friends..

NOT TRUE...I have the HP spectre....hands down the best laptop I've ever bought https://s.aolcdn.com/hss/storage/midas/7dc0c44dce4c054b8119d04b30d7d228/203633461/Press+shot+cropped.jpg[/img]