Still Me

I always tell him in the morning then we laugh.

😂 tonight was him randomly laughing then a sudden “aaaaaaaah oh my god”

Nope, dad was killed by a drunk driver when he was a kid so he doesn’t drink

this dude I’ve been...increasingly familiar with fairly regularly as of late, keeps talking in his sleep. he one time dead ass asleep started talking about internet security. This other time he lifted up his arm like he was looking at his watch and said “I can’t go in, the stores closed”...dude...what? 🤣🤣🤣

I like that idea. I sent rogue some Texas only brews that he liked

ok?

I can answer this, she does. She sent me a chocolate beer and zucchini bread once

Are you surprised by this?

He’s fine, the fuckers been tweetin

Don’t know, we aren’t on speaking terms anymore because of some bullshit he wanted to pull.

Im so sorry neko, if I had the money I’d have gotten you something

?

Hey now...it’s bribery bjs

I’m a senior pharmacy tech for a large chain of drugstores

Yeah, and I was wearing my uniform...so he was asking me about my job

still no ticket...lol i have never gotten a speeding ticket though I rightfully should have

I keep looking at this literal bucket of chocolate covered pretzels....I think I’m gonna get one

It’s my dinner for the week

It’s a seasonal depression.

Fuck.No. he burned that fucking bridge.

oh that’s my favorite... I had this one person who wanted me to wear gloves to touch her credit card. So I did, but she proceeded to touch literally everything.

spending it alone, with no tv. im not cooking...I don’t even plan on getting out of bed

I just ordered 24 pork tamales...