Still Me

I never seem to go Karen in public.... I feel so very bad for the people who have to deal with me over the phone.... I get so angry so quickly.... which reminds me I need to call my power company because my App still is not working... And they’re fucked up in the sense that you can’t pay them unless you pay through the app..... KAREN.....AWAAAAAAAAY

came with the apartment

I just assume most of us were smart enough not to breed...

I wouldn’t have asked if i didn’t want to know

Lol.... no

Let me know how that works out

what are ya doin?

Clearly

I do have salad mix.... im making stuffed peppers tho...want?

agreed they are yummy

WINNER

cake? or death?

Nothing missed

I got this gnarly scab on my knee when fell...wanna see? It hurts to wear pants...or stand...or bend....or walk...

Welp it’s only day 3...but so far it’s been nice

I can dislocate my jaw...

He’s not normal

Forever and always... CORNUCOPIA OF HATE BITCHES

I mean....it is me...

Oh...sorry...next time I’ll get it correct

Gross

my opinion is....this sucks

Oh come on...it would just be him loafing around his house in his underwear and beating off to Victoria secret ads

When is anything not about porno?