Still Me

Pics?

Gifts I received from coworkers: $20 target gift card $10 Starbucks gift card $10 Chick-fil-A gift card(that I won’t use) $30 Spencer’s gift card $20 cash fragrant jewels bath bomb bath and body works candle boot socks christmas oven mitt Betty Crocker measuring cups and spatula gifts from LB

wooooo SANTA!!

Yeah I may eat garbage, but you are garbage

time to make homemade cinnamon rolls

Can I not post videos from phone? Laaaaame

I worked Christmas Eve, Christmas off with pay. Work New Year’s Eve till 6pm, New Year’s Eve day off with pay

a major award

Go choke on a hotdog

Chode

When I was a kid we left Santa a beer and a ham sandwich....

AND KRAMPUS

.....k?

Cause turkey had its time in the spotlight....now it’s the hams time to shine

I can’t sleep.......Santa’s comin.....

NO ITS MEEEEEEEEEE

Does that count as an extracurricular? Shit he on Netflix...can watch it from home

Gassy

No....

???

It’s because you’re a PUSSY!!....lol

Well it’s now a verbal contract and would hold up in small claims....IMMA ROAST YOU ON A SPIT

DEVOUR CAU....

That would be literal....the neat thing is, if the AC is on or if you like your house cold for winter...you can get out of the show and see the steam rising up from your skin....always fascinates me

Fat cau...the best for slaughter