Still Me

and on your dice roll you roll 4

Ya know I’ve got pics for daaaaaaaaaays

Cause you’ve never been in love with a nonfictional character

You should be

I know

Yeah well....don’t have dick toes...

Dick toes

I HAVE RECEIPTS!!! BWAAAAAAHAHAHAHA

Then stop being a pussy and drive home...I miss the snow

I remember management having to call the police and burn them a copy of the security footage because some kid came in and wandered the store...and the cashier had stepped out from behind the counter to stock some items in the front. And this kid snuck behind the counter and grabbed a shit load of cigars and bolted

I’m not sure I qualify for those

Someone needs more fiber

It’s like watching a cop drama...run around asking “what did he do....WHAT DID HE DO?” Poor son of a bitch...

Perception is reality right? I think we’ve established that with you...

let the drama ensue

Na...it’ll be you

Nope...decided on this Japanese place and I had some takoyaki and some yakisoba

Over 9000

Oh man...I had a cousin in high school that was walked out like that cause of a bomb threat.....was the funniest fucking thing ever....he’s a worthless little shit anyways

Had nothing to fucking do with it

Yeah I can see that

Household chemicals, human and animal waste....ect ect