Still Me

Oh how cute... Quackers is coming to protect you

I’m sure you can have a shit dog... you certainly deserve it

AWWW... why y’all got a guilt trip me lol... He’s such a good boy

I hate showering and getting ready to go out only to walk out of the house and it’s raining

like....song? Cause big bad wolf has been in my head for like 2 weeks

punching old ladies in motorized carts

you dont, you are now one with the glitter

do your calls always start with hollow flattery....everytime I’m like “yeah shut the fuck up and get to the point, I got shit to do”

I love all of this

the new Lola isn’t sexy, they ruined her

So you want to pass a law stopping them from having sex? dude everyone does some nefarious shit...not just politicians. They are humans too, they are not perfect. And the expectation that they have to be some perfect person is bullshit. now if they are fucking minors? That’s already a law. If they are taking bribes be it in monetary gains or sexual? Yeah already a law. But them having an affair in their wives? It’s a breach of the marriage contract between two individuals, but not illegal. And making it illegal for them, makes it illegal for you and everyone else. We have enough people in this country incarcerated as it is, you wanna throw cheaters in there? We’d be a society of nothing but prisoners

Boop

Totes

You gotta donate to the server for that to happen I think

Yeah

Yeah well I can’t attest as to how he does his job so I can’t help you with the cop hate there...but needless to say the tattoo thread was based around it...

I’ll tattoo a PP on me if you donate...just saiyan

Ding fuckin ding

Na, he has someone now. But still fucking calls me. He called me on Valentine’s, and this past Friday....but I don’t engage with him. I don’t text or call....I feel like when his relationship goes to shit he will come knocking...not anymore...he crippled me the last time, I’m not doing it again

Oh no, he got it day one. But kept stringing me along acting like he wanted me for more.

I got rid of tinder a while ago. My experience was awful...I was lead on and breadcrumbed for 8 months by a guy that dropped me like a damn rock after he found what he wanted...but yet STILL calls me because he’s a “good guy”. just fuckin...punch me in the fucking face...

He has time to change his mind. It’s ok

I’d get this angry lookin fucker tattooed on me too how cute