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Still Me

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  1. Still Me
    I’ve never understood jobs that recognize mediocrity
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    I choose door 1
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    No....but GI Joe is a real American hero
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    since I was told I was getting a new dish washer....still don’t have it....
  5. Still Me
    Slimey yet satisfying
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    Well....after posting I retract said comment...this thread is a fucking disaster
  7. Still Me
    This could easily turn into a “I fuck bush” poem
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    on toast
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    You have family? I thought you formed from the inside of a 60 year old virgins cum filled tube sock...
  10. Still Me
    Yes you are...
  11. Still Me
    All of it...and bathe in it
  12. Still Me
    But it’s about to begin in your vagina....
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    I don’t have a drinking problem nor a drug problem...so it’s not “hard” to be sober...it’s just living my life....do I occasionally have a beer with dinner? Or a glass of wine? Yes...but it’s usually one or twice a year...
  14. Still Me
    Not yet.... but you will be
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    They always look like there in the middle of asking a very difficult question... ”um, yes, hi...so Stacy....would you...perhaps....like to go to the prom with me?”
  17. Still Me
    I’m in bed right now....it’s almost time to head to sleepy time junction
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    Tomorrow’s gonna suck because we have this floater pharmacist coming in and he’s old as fuck...slow as hell...doesn’t know shit....and he hands out h stereotypical old man candy.....werthers
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    Sour lemon bush
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    I’d slap this employee.... i mean I’m in the break room...it’s a group space....and this girl is talking on the phone which is fine....but she has it on SPEAKER....Jesus fuck...
  22. Still Me
    HAAAAAA that’s funny
  23. Still Me
    I can give you my phone wallpapers....
  24. Still Me
    show me.... this is mine:
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