Still Me

i had an android phone once......ONCE.... the fucking piece of garbage melted 4 batteries

yeah but i wasnt about to take the fucker apart....

BUMP MOTHA FUCKA

fuckers took mah phone..... i do the majority of my posting on my mobile...(hence why no colored text cause im too fucking lazy to bbcode it every time) i was having this issue where i would be on a web page and i would hit a link on the page but it wouldnt do anything...and id keep poking and poking...then i would become a neanderthal and start pressing harder....and since my phone has force touch it would make a new window and reload the same page.... but aaaaanyways.....turns out my screen was fucked up and they are replacing it RN.... good news....phone is brand new so its in warranty so i dont have to pay.....but if i wasnt....these mother fuckers would charge me $149.....jesus fuck seriously? how is it my fault if the phone screen needs to be replaced? its not like i did it from throwing the damn thing...i take care of my phones.....149? get the fuck out of here with that shit

...the fucking apple store.... god this place is depressing....and these bright ass lights and glass front make me feel like a fucking science experiment.... i mean if you work here how are your retinas not fried....needs mah shades

Red rocket...RED ROCKET!!!

You look like you’re having a fucking stroke

I would like to add that given the tone of that thread in DF and the pointed aggression to perticular users by the admin, are we starting to have an issue of abuse of power? the retort after this user created an alt was to say “it was a joke ban” but at no point was the admin “joking” in the thread the user had been banned. i think their may be an issue where emotions are beginning to drive decisions, rather that turn something that turned rather ugly into something construstive. it is within our right as users to constructively ask questions regarding rules seemingly made up on the spot. To inquire as to what are limitations are within those guidelines. And we need people in positions of power who can answer these issues, and remove themselves from the equation, without the fear of being penalized. personally I feel that an apology need be made to a few users. And that it may be wise, for the admin, to take a small break from the site. This can be the site to help you cope with stress in your life and regarding the site itself, but in doing so it should not be taken out on the few users you’ve managed to keep

....might need to grow a dick tho...

For your personal growth and education

It’s just salty...it’s like seasoning... 🤣🤣

I just make Parmesan risotto

BUU?!?....he make you candy?

Racist

Shit that’s not hard...I’ve made that...but those wellys...AAAAGH THOSE SUMPTUOUS WELLYS....and here come the wet dreams.....

No....but I’d fuck a beef Wellington

Agreed

It’s probably an STD

LET THEM EAT CAKE

Nope...

Yeah I think the same....it’s a pity too....they should snap like a good hotdog

Hmm.....I think so?