Still Me

DOOOOOOO....... YOUR BALLS HANG LOW? DO THEY WOBBLE TO AND FRO? CAN YOU TIE EM IN A KNOT? CAN YOU TIE EM IN A BOW? CAAAAAAAAAN YOU THROW EM OVER YOUR SHOULDER LIKE A CONTINENTAL SOLDIER? DO YER BALLS......HANG....LOW...

Yeah....but now that I have them it’s like....why even have cars?

Yeah well it looked fun so I started playing it on my account

and I’m still up playing saints row.... jesus fucking Christ....

Mom: blonde hair Dad: temper, artistic tallent

I hear she’s got it goin on

Lol you’re so pathetic.... what an an example you set for your child.....

Lol

Na that’s not funny

but it’s fuckin funny

Dad you say?.... violent...

Make it so

Weeeeeell....if you ever get ‘round.....I vote great ape vegeta

Drop dead already fuck face

Aw that’s cute....you uh....make vegetas?

I like how you continue to make these assumptions like you know me...when you know only what I want you to.... and you forget...I...i was the one who got rid of my mother...doesn’t hurt me at all...in fact...I’m happier for it.... and are you trying to refer to LB being obsessed with you? Lol you’re so sad...you don’t have any idea...

Maybe.....but he’s right tho.... you are a terrible person

What about Chanukah? WHERE IS MINORASAUROUS REX?

Sure do...no amount of nagging is fixing that shit...trust me I’ve tried... but he has no excuse...I maintain my person, my makeup and the house... the FUCK he do?

Never... now I think it’s time you work on that desk...it’s caked with powdered foundation...either get yo bitch to clean it, or at least come out looking like Jeffery Starr making his way through a wirey bushel of pewbs

Yeah I was being tame....I blame the hangover

You would think with all them makeup supplies you’d look better

Get chemically castrated chode

get on that