Clu

Post the video please. Also, you spelled masturbating like a fucking psychopath.

Send it to me.

People that keep their eyes open while kissing are monsters

Leave your personal life out of this.

Went too hard in the paint last night. Damn Patriots. Sitting on calls with peers in Spain and England... And the voices are giving me the blood lust. Maybe an apple and peanut butter will save my morning. Anyways.... Reboot. Please wait while your system updates.

Here's to hoping something trivial helps you get to 10.

Bucket.

Tell her how to be employee of the day

This pleases me.

https://www.facebook.com/307600149/posts/590015510107/

Its original use wasn't a swastika tho... I believe you are in a norse department store.

So if the Pats win... Complete the book end championships with the Rams... On the same day in 2002.... Should Brady retire?

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1853574441637979/permalink/2215303178798435/

How was your annual review?

The eyes would pop out and you could take with them as puppets. It was the Pinnacle of latex special fx

I had all of the boglins... And I swear they were my only friends from 5 to7.

We were a more simple people back then

I've only seen these in cartoons.

We had a bunch of them and I remember just beating the shit out of them and the limbs flying off. I wonder if the nostalgia is greater than I remember, and they are just boring these days. Lol oilers

I get my annual bonus in 2 weeks. Tax that shit 38% and gimme what's left

I'm good.

ALF is on tho

More chins than a Chinese phone book.

I hope your psychosis takes you finally.

Your existence. We hate you.