TrigunBebop

You have cat to be kitten me right meow.

Beats me. Balloons cannot socialize.

Honestly, it makes sense. Humans cannot give birth to balloons.

Try huffing latex fumes.

.... I'm adopted?

I guess it makes sense... So... >.> <.< Can I have 20 dollars? I need it for balloons lunch.

Dad? Is that you? o_o

Didn't Ozzy Osbourne piss on the Alamo?

PRESENT DAY! PRESENT TIME! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Well get ready to appreciate something.

He should have sent balloon porn.

So when do we begin filming?

Tried 5 times on the mouse. Kept getting between 840 and 860 Edit: Just tried using the keyboard instead of the mouse and got 962. Edit 2: Tried 5 more times on the keyboard and got between 898-960. Seems I'm both better yet more inconsistent using a keyboard.

Then I completely approve of this film.

... You would at least show off how sexy balloons are, right? Or is that too detailed?

That actually made me lol

I don't. I've no use for dating/booty call apps. When I need a date, all I gotta do is inflate.

That film would be rated R. >.>

Mostly because I don't use Tinder. Looner is better anyways.

Hopefully you can find some. Around here, nobody sells pickled anything, much less pickled beet eggs. T_T

I invented a new sport. >.>

So none, then?

You should go to a local deli and see if they have any pickled beet eggs. >.>

Does balloon wrestling count as a manly pursuit?