TrigunBebop

But I need all the time for balloons and what not. o_o

I don't have any more 24 inchers. Yet. >.>

But those movies are like... 50 hours long. Ain't nobody got time for that.

Make the most of this time then. Paranoia free internet while on the job is the best.

FIVE MILLION DOLLARS

Naruto

Woo hoo gettin paid to post here.

Well you do come off as the stalker type.

I think you're thinking of the man with the elbows.

It was that one guy. You know... the one with the face.

It's both a sexual and nonsexual thing. While sometimes I do sexual stuff with them, a lot of the time I just like having balloons around and interacting with them because it makes me feel happy/content. As for the stuff I've posted on the ASMB/here, a lot of it really just is shitposting and dumb balloon jokes. Every now and then I'm more serious about it, though (usually when someone asks me a serious question). As for the size of the looner community, it's actually a lot larger than people think it is, but it's still kinda small.

Mixing it with vinegar in a balloon to make a self inflating balloon.

Getting rid of fridge odors.

Legend of the Galactic Heroes

The whale, because it swallowed the entire universe.

My goto explanation is that balloons make things feel happier and more festive, so I like having them around. Probably isn't the best excuse, but I guess it works. Also, I never really have to worry about disposing of wet ones because I never get them wet in the first place. >.>

So did the kids shut the fuck up during the movie?

I'm still waiting on all my tax forms. Last year I only got $350. This year I'm expecting less.

NO YOGURTS!

You don't think that a grown adult would have to explain why their bedroom is full of huge ass balloons? ... I like the way you think.

Oh well. NO REGRETS!

I wish I was that adorable.

He'd say he's gonna go snizzle.

Sounds like you need more fiber. And a stool softener.

Video games it is, then.