TrigunBebop

Oh my! How scandalous! Naughty boy.

Those 2 balloons in the back are a very pretty shade of pink. Do want.

We got a wise guy here, eh? Don't test me, boy. I ain't just some blowhard.

You givin' me attitude, son? Trust me... you don't wanna see me pop off.

You might say I have an overinflated ego, but deep down you know I speak the truth. I've banged more than everyone else here put together. My sex life is poppin'. My life is so awesome it'll make your head explode. I'd tell you my secrets, but I don't think you're ready to have your mind blown.

Yep. Those definitely count as balloons. <.<

But they do give you a soft touch.

The Dunning-Kruger effect is strong with this one.

But I dun wanna watch tv right nao.

Makes good music

BITCH I DO WHAT I WANT

... Is he single? And can I have his number?

BUT THE ENVIRONMENT ISN'T A BALLOON!! I DON'T WANNA FUCK IT!!

I'M A LOVER, NOT A FIGHTER!

I actually said something derogatory about balloons just a few days ago. proof: https://unevenedge.com/topic/23522-chinese-latex-balloons-are-just-awful/

For some reason this thread reminds me of how I find dark circles under the eyes really attractive.

Whoa... hold on a second there. There's a world beyond the door? I thought it was just a dark void out there. o_o

And I absolutely love it. *sigh*

Nothing wrong with that. I enjoy doing my taxes.

What is this "going out" thing you speak of? Never heard of it.

Probably because when you try to act threatening it doesn't work.

TrigunBebop, reporting for duty! ... I'm only 11 hours late. No big deal... >.>

Then he can just have you arrested.

420 Blazin'

lol you said "blow up'.