TrigunBebop

I lol'd

Clowns are creepy though.

You give me extra inches, bby. I mean wut?

I dunno. All I do know is they totally just earned themselves a new regular customer. >.>

Hey now, I don't do that kind of stuff with balloons. Usually

I give them lots of love.

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Incoming pics of balloon stash: 2 bags 16 inch Qualatex Crystal Clear and 1 bag 16 inch Qualatex Spring Lilac. 5 bags 17 inch Tuftex Standard Assorted Colors 3 bags 24 inch Tuftex Standard Assorted Colors and 1 bag 36 inch Tuftex Standard Assorted Colors And a pic of some of my blown up balloons for the hell of it.

This choice is easy. Both

But I dunno how to cook, much less grill.

depends on how overinflated you are.

Why would I have balloons on the lawn? Balloons don't go there. They go in my bedroom.

I now have over 450 balloons. That's the largest my stash has ever been. FEELSGOODMAN

All I got is balloons.

Not usually, no.

Seeing as how I just got a ton of balloons in the mail, it really will be fucking friday here in a little bit. At least for me anyways. I mean what?

Why use a strap on when I can just use the real thing?

Always

only on Tuesdays

A lady doesn't kiss and tell.

And tomorrow is Saturday Night Slam Masters.

I'm trisexual. As in I'll try anything sexual

But I do. Also, cocks.

But futas come with an extra balloon, and extra balloons means extra fun.

God I wish that was more of a thing. Futas and balloons are the stuff wet dreams are made of.