TrigunBebop

Well now you know. AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!

Eh, the only blow I'll ever do involves balloons.

Don't forget "taco cat" (the most adorable of palindromes).

Just thought you should know.

Tacocat = Tacocat

Racecar = Racecar

No! Bad! No treats for you! D:

Fuck, I didn't get to spend any of my souls first.

I heard he joined a banned.

*half of said post magically disappears after edit* lolwut?

Way ahead of you on that one.

It's an intimidation tactic. He's just doing that to show how strong his poker face really is. The man literally thrusts a sword all the way through his own head, yet looks completely nonplussed. I'd advise against playing poker with him, unless you want to lose everything.

Oh. I can't do that. Alcohol makes my throat burn for hours if I consume it.

How about one then the other?

Oh god. The perpetual mid sneeze feeling is absolutely infuriating. I loathe it when I get that feeling. As a general rule, I quarantine the fuck out of myself when I get sick. I'd rather not risk giving this plague to anyone.

The correct answer is: milliseconds

No! Bad Phillies! We do that nowhere! D:

I dunno. I have no idea who anyone is anymore.

To make matters worse, I originally typed "poker feces" and almost didn't notice the typo before posting it.

Dude. The other kind is so much better. You have no idea.

Because they're all giving their poker faces.

Which kind? The normal kind or the kind where the vibrator is applied to the balloon?

The rhoid rage never ended.

Now I get to feel fevery and cranky 24/7 for like a week. >.> <.< ROID RAGE! *throws inflatable chair* >:3

Man, why does everyone gotta attack Tokyo? Give Tokyo a break D: