TrigunBebop

Ask sponges for help with fanfic issues. He won't steer you wrong.

Of course I'm no fun. I'm super sick.

Balloons Also, cocks.

I like balloons.

I woke up spewing mucus everywhere.

That's right. The mind is like a balloon. It becomes more fun the more you inflate expand it.

That was me, you meaniefaise. kidding

Well you did show them an ass, so you should at least get some party boob in return.

I'm about to make 2019 blow, if you know what I mean.

Because alcohol tastes like burning.

And if you're lucky, said strangers just might show you some party boob!

Well now you know. AND KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE!

Eh, the only blow I'll ever do involves balloons.

Don't forget "taco cat" (the most adorable of palindromes).

Just thought you should know.

Tacocat = Tacocat

Racecar = Racecar

No! Bad! No treats for you! D:

Fuck, I didn't get to spend any of my souls first.

I heard he joined a banned.

*half of said post magically disappears after edit* lolwut?

Way ahead of you on that one.

It's an intimidation tactic. He's just doing that to show how strong his poker face really is. The man literally thrusts a sword all the way through his own head, yet looks completely nonplussed. I'd advise against playing poker with him, unless you want to lose everything.

Oh. I can't do that. Alcohol makes my throat burn for hours if I consume it.

How about one then the other?