That_One_Guy

Exactly!

I touch a few things and clock out

People think that just because I'm decent looking that I'm good at sex but I'm lazy. I just want to finish so I can watch bones

Lol might've just been a DI fucking with you lol

Lololololol forgot about that

He better work that corner then

Tell that bitch I want my money!

Also make sure you know who you're renting to. Also I'd sign people month to month but that's just me

My last landlord was a straight up slum lord. His properties were all in shitty neighborhoods. And he didn't give a shit about maintenance or his tenants. I didn't get back my deposit even though I left the place better than when I rented it. I wanted to pursue it but it wasn't even worth the time.

Damn see this is why I don't like smart landlords lol

Dam right that's why my ghost is gonna fuck it up and I'll get the landlord to fix it

Yo if it's a ghost you can work out a deal. Like if it steals you a tv from Wal-Mart you'll let it posses your neighbor. If I get a ghost I'm teaching it how to sell work and I'm not playing

But dude if you live in a bum ass apartment anything the ghost fucks up has to be fixed by the landlord! I'd be like fuck up the water heater I've been talking lukewarm showers for two years

Yeah like turn the tv on and off to fuck with you. But what if you're broke and have no tv?

Only the sexually frustrated ghosts do that

If you live in a bum ass apartment with no furniture what's the ghost going to throw at you? Your broken hopes and dreams?

Aight good look on that email! Let me get that social security number

I'm assuming you'll be the top

Let me get that email or I'm sparking heat

I'm sorry bro

You gonna wife him up or smash and dash

This bar is literally underground. Like it's hidden lol I might die

Also let me get that Netflix password

He will trust me. There are no limits for men when it comes to ass

Oh word you gonna smash?