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learning the distinction between shock sites and legitimate porn, ma

they did nazi that coming

antiquing *explodes*

that is my kite

I remember a couple friends were over when I lived at my mom's in college and we were waiting for something before leaving and one friend decided to show 2g1c to the other friend who had never heard of it. So he has a meltdown watching it for obvious reasons which was all good fun etc., but it was my mom's computer in the living room, so I'm all "shit now I gotta scrub that from the history" and we go on our way after. Apparently I didn't fully delete it because fast forward to next day and I'm on campus and my stepfather calls me and asks me why I was looking at porn on my mom's computer and how to delete it before she finds it. So now I feel obligated to explain over the phone that it's "not really porn, it's a shock site" and what a shock site is because I can't have people thinking I was looking at that for porn purposes. He was apparently not successful either, because fast forward to either that night or the next day and my mom calls me and lectures me about pornography and how it's disrespectful to women and I'm like "MA IT IS A SHOCK SITE THAT BRETT PULLED UP TO PRANK VINNY, I WASNT LOOKING AT PORN ON YOUR COMPUTER IN THE LIVING ROOM"

I bumped into a friend at the park yesterday and he was all "yo you coming to the suicune raid with us?" and I was just "uh sure why not" It was a 1701 and he said 1704 was the hundo, but my phone started bricking so hard that I probably wasted two thirds of my balls because of lag/freezes and it got away.

ok yes but what about the hotdog

I don't know that I've made anything yet today

happy birthday @Cidz!

totally unrelated to anything at all, but I have a core traumatic memory of being at the mall with my great aunt (whose name is not Karen) as a little kid, and going to the arthur treachers in the food court. she asked, probably with a super book coupon in hand, if they could do double fries instead of fries/coleslaw and the teen at the register said no, so she raised a scene and said "we can't eat here" and took me somewhere else.

https://thehill.com/homenews/4664417-jimmy-carter-grandson-says-he-is-coming-to-the-end-hospice-care/

I remember in undergrad, my business ethics professor was retelling a conversation he had with someone from red lobster corporate about how they needed to plan for the fact that the restaurant as-is only had about a decade left in it. Kinda tracks.

why is @panicattacking you

happy biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirthday @avec

I just read the WaPo article that this one is based on like three times, and I cannot find anything that says the US knows and is actively withholding the location of Hamas leadership.

technically you missed the sleep

If they won't let you divorce you just start your own church

yeah... ahem.. that's why i'll be up at 3am too

iunno if that's actually a regional thing more than a rogue-ional thing

Happy birthday @AnimationFan14 and all!

Happy birthday @mochi

Welcome back pokey!

happy birthday @QueenoftheDorks!

perfect vacuum

Happy birthday @VSR!