Poof

If u don’t like jump scares u should watch A Dark Song. It manages to be quite good & creepy without a single jumpscare.

I’ve done w/superhero movies and I’ve been done w/them for like 9 years

I will make u watch so many movies

“AEUHHH”

All edible plants are vegetables. Fruits are vegetable ovaries. Tomatoes are fruit, but legally they’re not because, in America, the the law tells you what is and isn’t an ovary, not science. Oh and grains are grass vegetables.

Thank Satan that in a few days, once all the useless wastes of dump are done returning all the gifts they didn’t want, they will return to their couches and proceed to shove pizzza and potato chips down their gullets for another 10 months, and the stores will be clear once again until next thanksgiving.

I still like adult swim

Who cares the Bible is just a book

It’s so dumb I feel like I’m wasting my life not being on cannabis

I say don’t get in the TV business if you’re not ready to be on all night while ppl sleep

I have been dehydrated lately i feel like such a suburban soccer mom when I say things like that

Hulu I am still kicking

Just makes me feel like such a loser

I’m the caretaker here and I’ve always been the caretaker, Hulu.

AGAIN! GOD ! WHY ?

I’m always here.

Yea if that’s hell its like hey free acid trip

I’d never come out

hell is such a stupid concept anyway. Oh big deal I have no mouth and I must scream. Well if u didn’t have to be such a little bitch u wouldn’t have to scream in the first place & u could just chill while the thing tries to phase u

Nah

That’d be such a weak hell

Said the little Chinese girl ”Well she’s smiling at me” ”She likes devils”

Me too except I watched Christmas w/ the kranks obvi & then bad Santa & March of the penguins which counts as a holiday movie bc hulu said so