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what are some fav songs then?

i had a relationship with this one from bebe. she was really cool. i knew as soon as i told her that i was lit af and she said thats whats up that she was the one. i make all kinds of phone calls just to complain or have fun. i call police stations that fucked up cops work at and tell them to suck big fat dicks and shit. i call senators and legislators offices. I called the SF ASPCA after they deployed anti hobo robots and screamed at them i was going to fuck their robot bitch in the ass. i like to have fun on the phone. its usually always with an underlying purpose. so when im talking with a business trying to get something resolved, if it becomes ridiculous like if the business refuses to cooperate with me then i just see how long they can entertain me while i fuck with them

i think so

go pour soy sauce on your head

she was definitely from india and everytime i said it she just kept saying "excuse me?" in the most confused tone you could imagine. i had other stuff to say that i wanted to move onto but she just said "excuse me" or "... ... ... uh... err... um, excuse me?" each time. a couple times she tried to be like "maaaa'am maaa'am! to interject but i just cut her off asking louder than her what she was wearing which lead back to "... ... oh... er.... excuse me?" then i said it in super pornstar voice and she started laughing but just said excuse me. i probably asked like 12 times. it happened so long ago that i dont even remember what business i was calling but this has stuck in my mind and im not sure why i wish i could have that recording

Dragula wow. What kind of music do you listen to in general?

Ty 🙏

I like talking to you too. Np sir

Bee gees - stayin alive

Lol thanks schweety

Sounds exciting tho

Sell my body? That concept is very foreign to me. I'd have to think about it.

Youre too nice 🙏🙏🙏🙏

I dont get why more ppl dont go milton and set all the buildings on fire

My annual UEMB appreciation post.

Its important for me to have internet and a camera to make money. Phone lets me do that anywhere and is a backup if i lose my computer somehow or become homeless.

Do wut now?

I had the bottle in the freezer for awhile

It would.probably be much nicer with juice

Wait whos the moth whos the flame?

IM ANGRY!!!!!

Youd be amazed what you could fit in there

Why do u say that like an actual tv show would HAVE to be anime?

Hockey is live action