Poof

i pee in cups for hormonal tests, std tests for work, and into a regular cup for work once. i am expert

youll find your way in life. and even if that way is basement and hot pockets who cares? indulge in it shamelessly

once i was doing my hair in a bathroom in a hospital in boston and i put my hand in my purse and sliced it right open in 3 places on my razor. it was gushing and i didnt have a band aid so i wrapped it up in toilet paper and duct tape. then I went on a band aid quest and let me tell u it's harder than youd think to find a band aid in a hospital. you wouldnt think.

@Naraku4656

I CAME IN THIS THREAD JUST TO SAY THERE WAS A FISH IN IT

most likely

he already paid. so i'm just waiting in case he comes back

i'm supposed to be now. guy disappeared

i missed this thread before and all the info you gave painted quite a grim picture. then nobody updated it for a week and a half "needs bail money, staying w/a bartender, buying change sleeves" thats literally like all the info you gave usually when my friends got into trouble things arent just ok just bc theyre walking around. ppls' lives start to go to shit sometimes after an arrest, getting bail, and then impending court date. not to mention im in michigan rn. i was in detroit yesterday. i didnt wanna know about the case you just said the thing about the lawyer in a weird way. i just wanted to know if she was really ok since im so close and like to help ppl when i can. if she doesnt need anything great just dont call me nosey

fuck off

most useless thread ever

its like a now thing

i think it's cool. you just had the flu

too hungry to sleep help me

sleep eluded me

"what she said she could" ? wtf ?

your job sucks tho

is she ok? i forgot shes in detroit bc she doesnt post anymore. i had like $200 worth of weed i had to get rid of before flying out of the d and nobody wanted to come get it

i dont wanna hang out anymore

it's no wonder youre a pharmacy tech, you can't cook! waste of a degree

its always anime

yeh yeh

what did you watch on adultswim?