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Poof

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  1. i truly hope he wasnt disappointed
  2. for me or him?
  3. i just read it like i was dead serious about it. i should've. i should've seizured out like the exorcist. that probably what he thought he was gonna see anyway youd think its easy money. theres really no escaping work. i just do it in different ways. need to keep myself in shape to be able to do this. like the whole fuck food thread was just about my starving myself to stay skinny. i dont really hate food
  4. guy sent me 200 euros. before telling me what he wanted on cam. ok no big deal thats normal. ok we're connected. he says he wants me to show him how to worship satan. well um ok i get why. bc i tweet out hail satan every once in awhile as a joke. he keeps referring to a magic potion that he's drinking to help him worship satan with me. some kind of drug. then hes just like worship satan show me how i dont know how. ok maybe if he caught me 12 years ago i could do some wiccan shit for him w/incense and candles. but i got nothing. I dont have any crosses or pentagrams anymore. All I got is me and slutty clothes. Hardly anything even remotely goth anymore. and thats what he wants. like i have puppy blankets on my bed now for petes sake. and worshipping satan... do it however you want its fucking satan. all you have to do is sin. just watch me do my thing thats excellent for satan. so i just did my usual routine and recited some satanic prayers at the end. i tell ya the things i do for pizza money
  5. exercise can release emotions and feelings. you dont always feel good and doped up from it. sometimes ppl push themselves very hard and start crying. not from physical pain. something just surfaces right in the middle of the workout
  6. twitter, skype (or whatever video chat platform i'm using at that moment), the adultswim streams chat. idk? i have facebook, snapchat, instagram, etc, all the dumb shit. im just only ever active on twitter. if UEMB went away i'd probably spend the time reading & writing more. i dont really need you guys to ignore my work until the last minute. who knows.
  7. Sure
  8. Poof

    fuck food

    I mean... U should still wash before and after either way
  9. Poof

    fuck food

    Fuckin cunt ruined it for all of us. She got paid and she still blabbed. Nobody is gonna pay shit now FUCK
  10. Poof

    fuck food

    THANKS TRRRRRRRRRRRUMPADUMP
  11. Poof

    fuck food

    Odds are you will. But think how much easier it would be if you just fucked food
  12. Poof

    fuck food

    Yea i read about the monks who would sneak food at night. Just marketing. Most shit in life is marketing.
  13. Poof

    fuck food

    No you wont
  14. Poof

    fuck food

    I feel like she said that one time to be a smartass while fasting and everyone took her seriously and it became a story.
  15. Poof

    fuck food

    You're awful, eater.
  16. Poof

    fuck food

    Oh? But have you met my friend?
  17. Sounds like a perfectly logical and rational response to the world to me. It's the bubbly airheads with nothing to say about anything relevant who have the mental disorders.
  18. Poof

    fuck food

    So whats the verdict on blow up dolls?
  19. Poof

    fuck food

    I'm not playing anymore
  20. still not being nice to your kidneys
  21. its called megadosing and its really bad
  22. Poof

    fuck food

    its dumb. organisms stealing each others' energy. i dont want a part in it
  23. i liked punching the nassis
  24. Yes.
  25. if youre going to poison yourself w/them at least get centrum. they usually only put in up to daily recommendations
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